soufcakmistress:

idonthavevans:

victorgparra:

hiddlesbabee:

lpbear:

gt-lonestar:

stargeek727:

hentaihoneybun:

awakandangoddess:

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

Same energy

Lmao

Screaminggggg

leolaroot:

neolesbian:

leolaroot:

I want to be on a jury SOOOO bad please let me there. I want to make decisions

decide his fate.

guilty.

glassboytoy:

Intrusive thoughts: 🔪

Me: no

Intrusive thoughts: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

melodramatic-murmurs:

not to be a slut but i would like to be cuddled rn

chillgamesh-the-swing:

vibewars:

kaijuno:

searchingwardrobes:

saddiedotdk:

Simone Biles has said she stuck with the sport to protect the younger girls. As the last of the survivors from the Nasser/Karolyi era still in the sport, she was afraid to leave and have everything back to business as usual. As one (female) sports reporter stated, she doesn’t need more medals. She has a record-breaking number of those already. Her greatest legacy is how she is changing the sport. For the first time, we saw a gymnast make her own choice without an egotistical coach screaming in her face or creepily whispering in her ear. She taught those younger gymnasts the most valuable lesson of all: you can say “enough.” They are not allowed to break you.

markoferko:

hát jó

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

there’s somethig magical about people on nextdoor vehemently defending possums

insomniac-arrest:

post-store:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

Diversity fail! The hot woman trying to murder you doesn’t have a gay crush on you 😞

a lot of great things happening in the notes 

$4.99

tumblr bots coming for my life

filmnoirsbian:

The dumbest reasons I (flight attendant) have had for flight delays:

• Ran out of gas 30 minutes from our destination
• The fueller gave us the wrong amount of gas and then went home so we had to spend an hour trying to get ahold of him so he could come back and fix it
• Pilot got arrested on the plane for triple homicide
• A man snuck on my plane and hid in the bathroom in an attempt to take the flight even though there were no more seats
• A pilot had explosive diarrhea in the cockpit
• A dog had explosive diarrhea in the cabin
• A wasp was in the cockpit and the pilots freaked out
• The cleaning crew broke the plane door
• A man accidentally opened the overwing exit (while on the ground)
• A man purposefully opened the overwing exit “to practice” (while on the ground)
• A deer hit the plane

dear-ao3:

citricacidprince:

“Post+ is going to kill Tumblr, it’s best to leave now before it gets worse :////”

Veterans who have been on this site for years:

lupinelolita:

1-800kanye:

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr